Nothing makes me want to run straight into a wall quite like this. Here's a taste:
…is curled up with a with a great cup of cocoa and a bad romance novel. Does life get any better? I think not. LOL.
…Roaring fire? Check. Delicious cab? Check. Best hubby in the world? Uber-check!
…is pooped after an 8.7 mile run, but boy was it worth it. 10 minutes of relaxation before I start on dinner.
...is so frustrated with the mechanic down at the Mercedes dealership.
After spending 5 minutes reading the posts on this blog, I have come to the conclusion you are a pathetic loser with no money, no fashion sense, are probably over weight and most likely...wait for it...SINGLE. And if you're not single, you will be soon...
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thanks rich! come back often!
ReplyDeleteThis is why you're a way better person than me, because if I were you, there'd be video on here of me banging my hot wife.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes me wonder if Rich wasn't actually talking about me.
I mean, I have put on a few holiday pounds.
ReplyDeleteahhh you just made my day!
ReplyDelete...can't believe how long it's taking my fat royalties check to come in the mail. Still, I'm glad I invented Post-it Notes!
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