STATUS UPDATES AS A WINDOW INTO YOUR PERFECT LIFE

Nothing makes me want to run straight into a wall quite like this. Here's a taste:

…is curled up with a with a great cup of cocoa and a bad romance novel. Does life get any better? I think not. LOL.

…Roaring fire? Check. Delicious cab? Check. Best hubby in the world? Uber-check!

…is pooped after an 8.7 mile run, but boy was it worth it. 10 minutes of relaxation before I start on dinner.

...is so frustrated with the mechanic down at the Mercedes dealership.