CALLING PEOPLE HUMANS

Let’s calm down with all this calling each other humans. The first 10,000 times it was chill and fresh and hot fire in a cold banana biscuit as the saying goes, but enough is enough. Oh gosh, it just occurred to me you may not know what the hell I’m talking about. Let’s get you up to speed. I’ve noticed an alarming trend of people saying shit like, “just shared another incredible meal with these amazing humans.” 2 for 1 pints of Barf Ale over at Barf O’Ramas if you ask me. You guys are my favorite humans and I appreciate you reading my blog. Gross. Barf bibs now for sale down at the Barf Barn!