Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Being Mistaken For Brad Pitt

No, ma'am. Sorry, I'm not. No, I get it a lot. I'm just a regular shmoe. Ha, I'm serious. I'm not trying to keep things on the DL. I don't know how Maddox and Zahara are. I'm sure they're fine. I don't think Jennifer Aniston has anything fundamentally wrong with her. She's just unlucky in love. Ross was annoying as shit, I agree. Yeah, I know The Mexican sucked. They can't all be gems, lady. No, I’m not going to say that. No. Okay, fine. . . "What's in the box!!! Just tell me what's in the box!!!" Yes, she's a total freak. Yes, we have a swing over our bed. No no, I'm just guessing. Wait, now I’m confused.

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