Wednesday, January 20, 2010


You know the ones. Every office has them:

Don't even talk to me 'til I've had my coffee.

Whoa, whoa, not before I've had my coffee.

We're gonna need a biiiig pot of coffee before we tackle this one.

Ya know, without my coffee I am a bit of a demon-beast from the 9th circle of hell who will spit venomous acid on your face until it melts while I cut you up into a million tiny pieces.

We get it, Tina. You're really into coffee.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my God, YES. I hate this even more when they strip down their love of coffee to a more basic level: "I need my caffeine". Or perhaps even worse, they dress it up: "GOD, I need my Colombian Mountain Ridge right now."