Monday, January 4, 2010

THE END OF RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD

He beats up a bunch of hillbilly cops, escapes from jail, steals a motorcycle, makes himself an awesome tarp jacket, jumps over a 75-foot cliff into trees (not water), sews up his arm, throws a rock at a chopper which kills a dude, survives a bazooka attack, navigates through a rat-infested gold mine, kills a dog (who attacked him), commandeers an army jeep, blows up an ammunition shop, shoots up a police station, then he starts crying and gives himself up. Credits roll.

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