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Friday, October 26, 2012

SMARTPHONE EMAIL SIGNATURES THAT APOLOGIZE FOR TYPOS


Mobile 3.0 technology interfaces are an inescapable reality in today's QWERTY-driven environment. Even though I have no idea what I just said, the fact remains that you should be able to type proficiently on your phone. If you need to put your chubby little digits through a little hand P-90X, get it done. Here are a few suggestions for better, more impactful signatures: 

Sent from your closet

Sent from my mobile porn unit

Sent from your mom’s boudoir

Sent from my vibrator

Sent from the middle stall

Sent from a coffin

Sent from an intensive care unit

Sent from my underpants