Friday, December 25, 2009


If you ever see a bolo tie chances are you're getting screwed over by a Native American private investigator who swore he'd track down those pictures and make it all disappear. You see, the main problem with bolo ties is they are stupid. The Center for White Trashy Stuff reports that 96% of bolo ties incorporate some sort of turquoise situation. As we all know, turquoise is a gateway stone to getting burritoed in the sleeper compartment of some dude named Dusty's 18-wheeler.

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