I would venture to guess that the chasm between what I imagine goes on back there and what actually takes place is a small one indeed. Here's a list of what I’m pretty sure happens in this seat:
Gang related activity
Hobo Masturbation
Excrement handling and/or flinging
Teenage HJ’s
Criminal activity resulting in blood
Farting
Something involving menstruation
Satanic and/or religious graffiti
Reading of The Wall Street Journal
Heroin injection
Booger picking, rolling and flicking
Booger picking and smearing
The whispering of sexual advances and/or death threats.
Peeing
Something having to do with HIV
The lingering odor of death
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