DUDE1: Hey dude, what’s up?
DUDE2: Just chillin’ LOL
DUDE1: Why are you LOL’ing?
DUDE2: Ha, what’s good with you?
DUDE1: You know, this and that.
DUDE2: LOL
DUDE1: That wasn’t really a joke. Just kind of a
throwaway statement.
DUDE2: LMAO
DUDE1: Like, you don’t have any more ass left?
DUDE2: LMFAO!!!
DUDE1: So, do you have that $20 you owe me?
DUDE2: No. Hey, I gotta go.
DUDE1: I need that money.
DUDE2: TTYL
Worse than the random LOL is when people use punctuation after dropping a LOL-bomb off of their LOLlercoaster while on LOLlerskates. It just seems that the LOL sucks any kind of intelligence out of even the simplest of conversations and I feel like their reply to the question of "Why are you LOL'ing?" should be something along the lines of "cuz i liek wut u sayed bout things been up wit me". I sacrificed a part of my brain for that example sentence so I hope you're happy.
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