If you ever find yourself in a position to complain about
paparazzi, do us all a favor and shut it down. If people are constantly
hounding you for a picture it means you have a crap-ton of money. And I’m
not saying money can buy happiness, but that’s exactly what I’m saying. If you
have money you can buy yourself a water slide right off your bed so you can just
roll over, slide down a rad slide and be catapulted into your own private grotto
with a breakfast bar and mermaids who swim around and sing
magical songs. Or, ya know, whatever you’re into. So if I had to pick between
that awesome scenario and nobody ever wanting to take my picture, I’d go for the morning grotto
every time.
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