CATS

10. They hate water
09. They could snap at any moment
08. They can peer into your soul
07. They're racist
06. They think they're hot shit
05. They don't understand Spanish
04. They think it's hilarious to vomit on quilts
03. They don't believe the holocaust happened
02. The stigma that comes with having 12 of them
01. They taste like liverwurst